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| "The guy in the cow thing is a guy." – Mary Lee ... Backing up her claim that a car wash fundraiser was benefitting a fraternity... I had said it was only chicks. |
| "The food is terrible, and such small proportions." – Me ... How do you screw that one up? |
| "It's usually dark." – Jerry Baker ... I guess he used to live in the Arctic Circle or something. |
| "Use A.T.M. before ordering food due to difficulty." – Sign on the ATM swiper at the Del Taco in the Antelope Valley Mall in Palmdale, California |
| "To get disabled, call alarm coordinator." – Lockheed Martin sign ... Referring to the alarm that will sound if you open that door. |
| "But you don't expeed the seed limit, do you?" – Jerry Baker ... I don't know what the Hearsays would be without his contributions. |
| "I'll stick it in my mouth if you give me a buck." – Jerry Baker ... Pretty good deal. |
| "We Are The People Pleasing Plumbers" – Sign on a service van ... Hyphens are pretty important sometimes. |
| "It takes a lot faster." – Jerry Baker ... Displaying evidence that he, too, has young children at home. |
| "Go have Art suck you off." – Nancy Green ... Dad and Ralph had been working on something that had resulted in the two of them being covered in sawdust. Dad – not really understanding the humorous implications – replied, "Alright if I use the ShopVac?" |
| "All your hens are in one basket." – Abby ... Commenting to mom when she learned I'd made it home okay. |
| "Put this in your mouth; see if it helps." – Jerry Baker ... Showing why he's the project manager. |
| "You can hang your coat on the bed." – Melissa Rodenbeek |
| "The drunkest thing I ever remember..." – Justin Dean ... Relaying yet another great story you'd have to hear from him. |
| "Let's go in here, baby; you're too heavy to stand." – Mary Lee ... Putting Desmond into his walker. She actually tolerates him quite well. |
| "He still woke us up early. Or me up." – Mary Lee ... I know what she was trying to say. |
| "Ian, when we grow up will you marry me?" – Tori ... Many years ago. |
| "I don't know. We'll have to ask the government." – Ian ... Replying to Tori's query of marriage. |
| "It'd make perfect sense when you're me." – Ellen ... Explaining some other thing she'd said. |
| "You probably shouldn't have drinken that." – Abby ... Replying to mom's description of a headache. |
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