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| "Yeah, why don't it be?" – Mary Lee ... Illustrating her grasp of Ebonics in a response to a suggestion for dinner plans. |
| "I don't know how much naps he had." – Mary Lee ... When asked about Des' day at daycare. |
| "I thought I saw something moving out of the side of my face." – Mary Lee ... She claims this was an effect produced by Tylenol-3. |
| "The past will act like crap once in a while." – Ian |
| "You put the dumb back in stupid." – Ian |
| "I can't be a rotten egg; I'm freshly laid." – Tori ... Her logic for not being last in a race to the car. |
| "When are we going to see the pastries, you know, the chickens?" – Tori ... At the county fair. |
| "We can just go into the grocery store and eat their examples." – Tori ... We were discussing lunch options. |
| "Sex is a hero." – Tori ... She piped up with this a few years ago when ML and I were trying to defuse a conversation that could have gotten a little too racy for a seven-year-old, which Tori was at the time of this utterance. |
| "You are stupid in many ways." – Tori |
| "What's with those women wearing bonnets?" – Tori ... We were sitting in the truck. In a parking lot. And the windows were down and some German Baptist women were well within earshot. |
| "God! How much boats do those people need?!" – Tori ... We drove past a house in Michigan with a bevvy of boats in the front yard. |
| "My life is a torture!" – Tori ... Even in the midst of a fit she managed this jewel. |
| "That's not all how stupid I am." – Tori |
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