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| "Gert's cat sent me an email." – Ellen ... Actually, Gert sent Ellen's cat a card. |
| "Is that the kind of medicine you have to take candy with?" – Desmond ... A warning on the prescription medicine said, "may cause upset stomach." So the night before, ML had given him a treat to go along with it to help the taste go away... |
| "How do you spell mom's phone number?" – Desmond ... He was creating a card for Caitlin... 2nd grade. |
| "Every night I have this dream that I'm the world's most professional artist." – Desmond |
| "I wish I was two again. Things were a lot simpler in those days." – Desmond |
| "I was going to make it an angel, but I didn't know how to attach the silo." – Desmond ... He was making stuff with pipe cleaners. |
| "Steve Martin is one of my favorite comedians of all time and a very great book." – reviewer 'min...' on the iTunes store |
| "I was just dreaming I was about to be hit in the head with a hammer." – Desmond ... Explaining how this dream coincided with waking himself up with his wood. |
| "You know what woke me up this morning? My wood!" – Desmond ... He had banged his head on his wooden bed frame. Hey, it happens to the best of us. |
| "Scrub potatoes and prick." – The Kansas City Star, Wednesday, November 14, 2007, page E3 ... These are the first instructions in their recipe for "Ginger-infused baked sweet potatoes." |
| "They've got 'Pooh' crap up the ass." – Jerry Baker ... He was walking around Target looking for a Winnie-the-Pooh-themed gift for someone. (thanks to JB) |
| "It was a match that started late and ended even later." – Jim Courier ... Talking about the 2007 US Open match between Rafael Nadal and David Ferrer. (Ferrer was incredible.) |
| "Consequently We must kill you not perhaps" – Spam Subject Line ... This is a subject line of a spam mail he received. He posted it on the SpamAssassin mailing list. (thanks to Christoph von Stuckrad) |
| "Oh, that's Howard. He's always making a run for it." – Desmond ... Just walking into the school, and one of Des' classmates was running by. |
| "Craig is really pissing me off. One of these days I'm going to march in and hand him my resume." – Dorothy ... She was exasperated with her boss and made the aforementioned 'threat'... I declined to mention that it might be more effective to hand him her resignation. (thanks to Jaime) |
| "Before I do any of that, I wanna try out my brother's wife." – Jeremy ... Talking about how to sell one of our sites, Jeremy thought his sis-in-law would be a good person to, uh, try out. |
| "When we were kids, we didn't have helmets or legs." – Ellen ... Desmond got a bike for Easter. We were talking... she meant knee pads. I know. A stretch. |
| "The illumination provided by the backlight may be hard to see when viewed under direct sunlight." – Casio Watch Manual ... I never would have thought that a ball of burning gases might dwarf a tiny LED. But, that's what the man says. |
| "Oh my god! This is so much gooder than that other stuff you fix for me." – Desmond ... ML fixed him a plain 'ole hotdog on a plain 'ole white-bread bun. It's hard to beat a plain 'ole hotdog on a plain 'ole white-bread bun. Especially when you're five. (thanks to ML) |
| "Cameron's EVERYWHERE! Why does he keep following me?!" – Desmond ... Cameron is a boy in Des' class. Yesterday we saw Cameron at the park. Then today the calendar came home for school treats. I pointed out Cameron's name on the calendar, and Des responded appropriately enough. |
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