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| "Dad, how come when people go somewhere, they put up those "Gone Fishin" signs? They probably don't go fishin....why don't they just put up a sign that says "Gone to Wal-Mart?"" – Nevin...my 7 year old son ... On a long car trip to Texas... (thanks to Mark Dunn) |
| "Ian: WAHHHHHHHH
Me: Son, what's wrong?
Ian: I got some of that Mexico on my Pee Pee!" – Ian...at 2 years ... After finding the Tabasco Sauce in the fridge and opening it.... (thanks to Mark Dunn) |
| "I need a professional! Send in Sylvester Calzone!" – Nevin, my 7 year old. ... While wrestling with his brother, Ian. (thanks to Mark Dunn) |
| "You might be able to ask for like a hundred more dollars for what you were going to try to get out of selling the house." – Tori ... Talking about putting crown moulding in the living room. Yeah... might add about a hundred bucks to the value of the house... |
| "He just got healthier and healthier and then he died." – Desmond ... Talking about a book about a boy that never ate... |
| "Are you done yet, mom? Are you done changing your mind?" – Desmond |
| "No, it's not cowboys and indians, I'm playing pirates and firemen." – Desmond ... He's a uniter; not a divider. |
| "I'm playing 'Indians and Astronauts'" – Desmond |
| "I'm not exactly sure how anything works." – ML |
| "What's it doing up there?" – Tori ... She was talking about someone in the sky attached to a parachute. |
| "Uh-oh! Dedios!" – Desmond ... This was a long time ago. Just wanted to not let it get away. He used to say this quite a bit. |
| "When I'm huge I can go on the big slide?" – Desmond ... I was limiting him to the smaller slide at a park. |
| "Yeah, I can't make it not work." – F-117 Folk ... In a conference call, kids say the darndest things. (thanks to Dan Houlton) |
| "Drop me off at a beach somewhere... near some water." – Abby ... Talking about a trip to Florida. |
| "I don't know. I have socks on." – Desmond ... He had counted his fingers (successfully). Then, when asked how many toes he had... |
| "You're pretty funny, Dad. But I don't love you when you're pretty funny." – Desmond ... You win some and you lose some. Well, most. |
| "But, awfully, it's dead." – Desmond ... He was showing me a caterpillar he'd found. |
| "I can finally please my girlfriend and you can too." – Spam Email Subject Line ... I don't know... let me have a look at that girlfriend first... |
| "We have to get some pants with pockets! I can't carry keys and walk around at the same time!" – Desmond ... Spoken with great indignation, while feeling around for pockets on the offending pants and jangling keys for emphasis. (thanks to ML) |
| "I'm doing my homework so all my dreams will come true." – Desmond ... Des was at the computer and Mom asked if he was playing a game. (thanks to Mom) |
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