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| "If you like I can send you a stiffy." – Some Aussie ... Australians call floppy disks "stiffy's"... somewhat ironically. (thanks to ML) |
| "What if they put something in there that wasn't there?" – Ellen |
| "...six inch wedgie..." – Some Subway customers ... Common order among the Indian contingent. (thanks to Jeremy Keeler) |
| "...foot rong crub..." – Some Subway customers ... A common order among the Asian Subway customer set. (thanks to Jaime Keeler) |
| "You need the fan on so the stinky can't come in?" – Desmond ... Bathroom Etiquette 101. |
| "Paper cheese that's not like a sidewalk." – Desmond ... That means "grated cheese, please." |
| "Mom, can you get me some ham on a plate with nuthin' with it?" – Desmond ... A la carte. |
| "I don't wanna spend any time doing hardly anything." – Jeremy ... Just one of those things you hear someone say on the phone about half past one in the morning. |
| "Chickens and roast beef." – Desmond ... ML was reading him a book and there was some discussion about farming. ML asked Desmond what he thought the farmer was going to plant in the field... |
| "How old was your son when he was a baby?" – Little girl at Cabella's ... Just idle chat by the big water feature. |
| "I was brushing my teeth and got distracted and cut my face." – Ian |
| "Oh! I was supposed to tell someone there's nobody watching the kids outside!" – Grandma Norris ... We were sitting in the living room doing the Christmas thing, and the kids were all outside playing. We were taking turns, kinda, watching them. |
| "I'm already out of the gate swingin'." – Ellen ... Mixing metaphors instead of medications. Or maybe after mixing some medications. |
| "You know — a 'Taurus' — like what Saddam Hussein is..." – Marcelino ... While playing Catch Phrase and trying to get us to say "Taurus." He meant "terrorist." (thanks to Abby) |
| "If you run out of money you should open up a zoo." – Marcelino ... During Christmas dinner when Manuel told him that more people visit zoos than to sporting events. (thanks to Abby) |
| "I need to but I don't want to." – Desmond ... When told he had to put up his Play-Doh before getting something else going. |
| "I think being a Vegetarian would limit your food choices..." – Art ... While watching a vegetarian cooking show with Mom and Abby. (thanks to Abby) |
| "Then at nine see Al Pacino and Robert Deniro in Heat." – TNT Commercial ... Yeah, let's see 'em get it on. |
| "I love it. It just touched my heat. I was so funny and cool." – dolphinbelle104 ... A movie-goer review of Disney's Brother Bear. This particular review might not carry as much weight as some others... (thanks to Moviefone.com) |
| "We like to use as many copulation discs as we can." – Rick Massa (owner of Gregory Amusements) ... Explaining to a potential client what type of music he could expect us to provide if he allows us to place our jukebox in his establishment. We do like compilation discs... (thanks to Jerry H.) |
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