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| "Now let's see if my battery has enough power to power down." – Jerry Baker ... We were both in bad need of either new laptops with good batteries or new batteries for our old limping laptops. |
| "Can't slam drunk the truck." – Ellen ... She was playing some basketball with Desmond and trying to steer him toward just tossing balls through the hoop and not heavy machinery. |
| "If there's gonna be flexibility there, it's gonna be hard for the authors not to find it." – Jerry Baker ... Talking about some of the least-respected but most over-paid folks in the world... technical writers. |
| "He'll bite your face off and it'll stay that way." – Ellen ... Warning me about that vicious Otis dog of ours. |
| "New or used?" – Ian ... Asking about my first car. It was a 1974 Volkswagen Super Beetle. He wanted to know the condition it was in when I bought it. Seeing as how I was born in 1971... |
| "It's a TV storm." – Mary Lee ... Otis was barking at some thunder he heard. ML was reassuring him. |
| "Thank you, doggy." – Desmond ... We were looking at a book featuring Karl, the rottweiler, and Desmond was telling me thanks for something, but he had doggies on his mind... |
| "We have this annual review once a year." – My boss' brother ... You don't say? |
| "I need to move grandma's finger to another ring." – Me ... Grandma gave me her ring several years ago, and the finger I'd been wearing it on had gotten a little too fat for it. |
| "What's edible?" – Tori ... At dinner time. Punching that 'ole gift horse square in the mouth. |
| "That's what you get for getting your hair cut all the time." – Mary Lee |
| "It's a temporary snowfall." – Ian |
| "My dogs will attach you." – Mary Lee |
| "That's Johnson County [Community College] right there? That's not very far from... here." – Abby ... We were across the street. |
| "It had something like a twelve hundred gigahertz processor." – Me ... My math co-processor was on sabbatical. |
| "The termination was connected." – Jerry Baker |
| "I'm cold. I'm getting some jacket." – Mary Lee |
| "Continuing our war on terror coverage..." – Some television news chick ... Maybe she was speaking in hyphens, but it was just awkward. |
| "I understand I don't understand the process." – Employee of a client ... The first step... Too bad their understanding of their ignorance didn't prevent them from criticizing at length the process they didn't understand. |
| "I never know if it's with an E-A or an E-H." – Jerry Baker ... On the difference between "weather" and "whether". |
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