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| "We could be a lot smarter." – Employee of a client ... No argument there. |
| "Don't go outside with a piece of bare skin." – Mark Davis ... We were talking of cold weather areas of the Great Midwest from the comfort and relative boredom of Palmdale, California. |
| "No. I'm going to Phoenix." – Passenger at the counter in Sky Harbor airport ... Sky Harbor is Phoenix. |
| "I didn't notice it till one day I saw it flying over in an airplane." – Jerry Baker ... Talking about a square lake in Phoenix. He just loves letting his modifiers dangle. |
| "It's got eight gigs; nine free." – Jerry Baker ... We were working on getting his laptop up and running. |
| "You dummy axle!" – Norma, a friend of mine's little sister |
| "Someday, I'm gonna hurt you." – Tori, at about three... ... Talking to her mother. Foreshadowing. |
| "You dammit ditch!" – Tori, at about three years of age ... She's always been very sweet. |
| "He's smart. Literally." – Tori ... In response to something Desmond had said. |
| "Just the two of us. And an empty house." – KY Jelly television commercial ... I don't know if she was talking to some unseen "partner" or if she was talking to the KY itself. Either way, creepy enough for network daytime television commercials, for sure. |
| "Hold on a sec, please. I'm having a little trouble with my button here." – Voice over the speaker at Sonic |
| "Greenpeace is just a bunch of tourists." – Me ... I meant "terrorists." |
| "... out of the corner of my headlights..." – Steve Holliday |
| "I'm such a workaholic..." – Mariah Carey |
| "The last place I ate here..." – Ian |
| "Habitat loss and poaching continues to threaten the tiger's existence. Although banned in many countries, the tiger is still hunted with the belief that its skin, claws and penis have great medicinal value." – CNN ... Too bad we can't simply ban the brown recluse spider, the tick, the flea, the vegetarian... |
| "Recruiters and employers report having more 'first of the year' positions to fill than they've had in months!" – Spammish email from "Daniel Johnson" |
| "What, are you gonna have him just read the notes to you over the phone?" – Me ... To this question, Ian answered, "yeah". He had forgotten his music book and was confused about how he was to practice. He proposed calling a friend... |
| "My mother missed a good chance to die on the 18th." – Nancy Green ... Not as bad as it sounds, really, honey. |
| "I generally need help." – Ian ... Mary Lee had told the kids she would help them with their homework if they "genuinely" needed help. Ian was qualifying for her, perhaps. |
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